β€’ askmeshit β€’ my beautiful face β€’ I talk a lot β€’
= If I was an alcoholic, you would be the reason. +
Hi. You should be happy. Bye. πŸ˜ŒπŸ’•

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

And suddenly, we were strangers again.

-- Six Word Story (via blanq-noirette)

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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It feels so good to have a day off
But it feels even better to get money
The struggle of working ugh

theturkishmarch:

idle-handss:

idle-handss:

Is he attractive or does he just dress well?

Is he attractive or is he just tall?

Is he attractive or does he just have a nice bank account?

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars